May 2009
14 posts
“Is that the way they drive in Tiananmen Square, bitch?”
– Ari Gold
Ari: [to Turtle] Hey, moron. He's thirteen.
Drama: In celeb years, it's like 30.
Eric: So what's that make you, Drama? Like, 140?
Drama: So you're admitting I'm a celeb.
“We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we’re gonna head-butt some goddamn...”
– Ari Gold
Lloyd: I got Dana Gordon's assistant on the phone.
Ari: What the fuck are you wearing?
Lloyd: I'm trying out new looks. This one's my Andre 3000. You like?
Ari: No, I don't. You look like Michelle Kwan in drag. Why don't you do a triple fuckin' axel over to the phone and try Cameron again?
“Let’s hug it out bitch!”
– Ari Gold
